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Apr. 26th, 2010

09:13 pm - [hiss]......[crackle]...

.... in.....ncouver ..... havi.....dventures.......and interne.....blems.

Apr. 13th, 2010

10:26 pm - if I were a carpenter, and you were my lady

I went on a run this evening. 7:45 pace, 2.5 ish miles. on my way home I decided that if I were to ever design a marathon, I'd have it end on a steep downhill so that the spectators can watch the runners try to hurry towards the line. maybe the ones who wanted to win too hard would fall down. it'd be like nascar meets the munich 10k. I have some really bad ideas when I run

Mar. 19th, 2010

12:38 am - running vs driving the LA marathon

Turns out, driving is faster.
but only barely
of course, what if someone breaks 2:02? I'd certainly be impressed...

Mar. 15th, 2010

05:41 am - welcome to the club

i totally have this problem too. only with, you know chicks.

Mar. 7th, 2010

06:24 pm - for the soon-to-be-old nightwalker who beloves his sea monsters

poor octopi

also, remember this?

we now have some math to back it up.
And that's not even taking the angle of attack into account! "holy shit!" indeed.

Mar. 4th, 2010

01:27 am - maybe the worst thing

irish cover of Funky Cold Medina.
happy birthday Tone-Loc!

Mar. 2nd, 2010

10:59 am - today

woke up early (benefit of going to bed early last night)
exercised hard, nearly puked
ate healthy breakfast
went to work early, presented good results
was feeling pretty good

and then saw this.
now I hate everything.

Feb. 24th, 2010

10:16 pm - wow

just saw lindsey vonn interview on colbert report. She sounds like a f'ing retard palin-american.

12:48 am - cutest cardiac event

5 yr old girl talks to a 911 dispatcher.

choice quote: "We're in our jammies. And I'm in a tank top, so i'll have to get dressed. I don't know what i'm gonna wear, but he really needs oxygen. really fast"

maybe I want a precocious daughter!

Feb. 20th, 2010

12:36 pm - conservative rap. oh so good

Performed at CPAC. but not really to an CPACers

just, wow. "everynight I pray to god to save me and give us a leader like we had in the 80s (reagan picture)"

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